It's good to be a casino

Last week's Ebay auction of an infamous 69HH-sized breast implant was won by the Golden Palace Casino. The winning bid was $16,766 plus $9.95 shipping.

A quick look at what else the Golden Palace has purchased in the past couple months:

• Advertising space on a man's forehead, another man's forearm, a woman's pregnant belly, another woman's cleavage, and yet another woman's cleavage.
• $192.50 for a sick and twisted Kermit the Frog doll.
• $102.50 for pictures of Abe Lincoln in drag.
• $35,099 for a day's naming rights to the FleetCenter in Boston.
• $31 for a duct tape-wrapped stereo component that allows the living to speak to the dead.
• $156 for a single flake of Frosted Flakes cereal.
• $29.99 for a giant lemon.
• And $48,000 for a grilled cheese sandwich burned with the image of the Virgin Mary (for which the casino commissioned a song to the tune of "Do They Know It's Christmas?".)

Now we know what happened to all that money we lost at the blackjack table.